1. Jonell and I discussed boycotting Idol if David Cook is voted off prior to winning the whole shindig.
2. Walking into a home and seeing an unmounted deer head watching the tv with sunglasses on and a headband.
3. Crisis intervention for tearful preteen and future PETA member at the sight of an unmounted deer head in her living room.
4. Being told I obviously wasn't planning on having children anytime soon owning the vehicle that I do since it's a tight fit with 3 carseats across the backseat.
5. Having my car die in traffic while trying to get Lance to school.
6. Finding out the whole 1st floor of The Counseling Center was flooded after a wall of water broke through.
7. Hunting down an office space after displaced 1st floor colleagues sought refuge on the 3rd floor.
8. Inadvertently seeing a few minutes of the film Knocked Up....Don't ever, ever, ever see what I walked in on!!!!
9. Finding out 2 more friends are expectant baby mommas :)
10. Learning one friend has decided to refer to her baby as "chic" (pronounced cheek) until they learn if it's a chico or chica.
11. Having a friend educate you on the latest in "flirting" techniques from an online article (who knew?) including the "arm touch" move. I, of course, asked what exactly does the "arm touch" imply and asked if we needed to make an accountability contract immediately :)
12. Having same friend tell you that there was a reciprocal "arm touch" and "leaning" by said interest on a different occasion.
13. Lil bro stating he was actually thinking about picking up his room before I mentioned it. (ha,ha, ha......i'm still rolling on that one)
14. Conducting interviews....people are hilarious and say the darndest things!
15. Having your boss describe an individual as a quiet, unassertive individual and then meeting the most verbal and assertive person you've encountered in the past 6 months.
16. Asking the boss if she was pranking you by telling you the person wasn't assertive, learning she wasn't, and puzzling about what type of assertiveness training did this guy go through?
17. Being told I was just "too professional."
18. Deciding to name the stuffed Taco Bell mascot dog at the rockin' refuge "Hellsinki."
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I too hope David Cook wins the whole thing! He is amazing! What he did with the Mariah Carey song. Wow. My views of American Idol have been very limited though, but a friend has been keeping me update on departures via text!
Jeremiah (Shepherd)
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